LOUDON WAINWRIGHT - UNREQUITED TO THE Nth DEGREE

Loudon Wainwright - Unrequited To The Nth Degree

          Bm                   C
Oh when I die and it won't be long
                     G                          D 
Hey you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong
                     Bm                        C
Yea you're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad
             G                         D                 G
Hey and if there's an afterlife I'll gloat and I'll be glad

             Bm                         C
Might be a plane crash or some sort of OD
                         G                       D
Hey there's gonna be a photograph with my obituary
                               Bm                             C
You're gonna see it and you'll cry. You're gonna wanna wear black
             G                       D                      G
Hey I'll be dead but you can betcha life I'm gonna get you back

              Bm                     C
I'm tired of being left up on your shelf
                    G                    D
I might not wait around, I might kill myself
                    Bm                             C
Not only would you miss me but you'd feel guilty too
            G                   D                          G
Oh I'd be dead but it'd be too late the joke would be on you

     Bm
Ha ha ha
      C
Ho ho ho
             G
Chuckle chuckle
                     D
Snicker snicker snicker
    Bm
Guffaw guffaw guffaw 
                C
Yuck yuck yuck yuck
      G
Ha ha ha

                    Bm                         C
So you better take warning Start treating me good
                  G                        D
Start doing the things that I think you should
                    Bm                           C
And you better not pout, No and you better not cry
            G                   D                          G
The grim reaper is a coming to town and I just might die