D G
She sauntered up to my house trick-or-treatin'
D A
Hottest little witch I’d ever seen
D G
How was I to know she was eleven
D A G
I thought this land was free from sea to sea
She looked at least 15
No child left behind
D G
I gave all my best years to that woman
D A
All she gave to me was mouths to feed
D G
A miracle straight from the loins of jesus
D A G
Since Charlie blew off both of my testes
D G
My oldest son was born an albino
D A
My youngest son is covered in hair
D G
The middle one says he's a homosexual
D A G
The other seven's gone I don't know where
And I don't care
I just don't care
D G
She run off and took our only chicken
D A
When I broke jail the house was burnt and bare
D G
The Japs moved the plant back to Osaki
D A G
Some days life just don't seem that fair
D G
Somehow I got spinal meningitis
D A
Injecting all that hairspray in my spine
D G
It’s a super cheap way to party
D A G
If you aim to kill some brain cells and some time
D G
Get your yankee ass off of my property
D A
Don’t care if the bank gave you the deed
D G
This farm’s been Cuyler land for generations
D A G
Since we beat back them sneaky Japanese
D G
My dreams are all dead and buried
D A
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
D G
When God comes and calls me to His Kingdom
D A G
I'll take all you sons a bitches when I go!
A D
Aaa ddeee leeeyy aaaaeee ooooo.
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