BILLY JOE SHAVER - MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND BURIED

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She sauntered up to my house trick-or-treatin'
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Hottest little witch I’d ever seen
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How was I to know she was eleven
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I thought this land was free from sea to sea

She looked at least 15
No child left behind

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I gave all my best years to that woman
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All she gave to me was mouths to feed
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A miracle straight from the loins of jesus
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Since Charlie blew off both of my testes

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My oldest son was born an albino
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My youngest son is covered in hair
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The middle one says he's a homosexual
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The other seven's gone I don't know where
And I don't care
I just don't care

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She run off and took our only chicken
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When I broke jail the house was burnt and bare
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The Japs moved the plant back to Osaki
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Some days life just don't seem that fair

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Somehow I got spinal meningitis
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Injecting all that hairspray in my spine
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It’s a super cheap way to party
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If you aim to kill some brain cells and some time

D                                G
Get your yankee ass off of my property
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Don’t care if the bank gave you the deed
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This farm’s been Cuyler land for generations
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Since we beat back them sneaky Japanese

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My dreams are all dead and buried
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Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
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When God comes and calls me to His Kingdom
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I'll take all you sons a bitches when I go!
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Aaa ddeee leeeyy aaaaeee ooooo.